Apple Health Fart Rate Monitor

Today, I channel my inner 7th-grader. Apple Health is a wonderful tool. It tells me how few steps I take and how poorly I sleep. Thankfully, my time in New York gave my step count a temporary boost that was sorely needed.

New York is a wonderful city full of diverse sights, sounds, and smells. In the summer, you get a particularly potent whiff of garbage almost everywhere. A true delight.

I digress, between conversations about health with coworkers and Oura’s new Slack integration, heart rate monitoring has been top of mind all week. Amidst these conversations, the concept of a “fart rate monitor” came to mind.

Flatulence is taboo (albeit a very natural, healthy part of our daily lives). Monitoring this might actually be helpful, though I’m not certain we have the technology at our disposal currently to create a feature like this.

It’s more than likely though that someone, somewhere is working on this.

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