Fandango spoiler discount

Happy Friday everyone.

I remember in college there was a movie theater near campus where you could get tickets for like $5 on Tuesdays. It was awesome.

Unfortunately, the days of cheap movies are long gone. Between inflation and the online fees that are starting to feel reminiscent of Ticketmaster, you can easily drop $30 on tickets for two people these days. That doesn’t include popcorn either.

I’m not sure what a “convenience fee” is, but it feels quite inconvenient.

I digress, to counteract rising costs, what if you could get a discount in exchange for a movie spoiler? It wouldn’t bother people who hate surprises anyways.

So, would you take the discount in exchange for a spoiler?

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