See what they say when you call
"Why are you looking at my old photos?"
But... are you attending?
Elbow to elbow, literally
"Why can't you find a nice girl"
Doing things the old-fashioned way
No more stream of consciousness texting
The walk of shame
Take Me to Church
Say it to my face
Slow down, you're goin' too fast
Become... unintelligible