Social graphs where they don't belong
Who your friends... aren't
Compounding returns, but less fun
Make work more "fun"
For those who will voluntarily step down
Fully committing to the commodification of music
I'm not readin' all that
A new level of accountability
"Elevating" the levels of social discourse
Keeping people in check
Call me old fashioned
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