"Why are you looking at my old photos?"
But... are you attending?
Elbow to elbow, literally
"Why can't you find a nice girl"
Doing things the old-fashioned way
No more stream of consciousness texting
The walk of shame
Take Me to Church
Say it to my face
Slow down, you're goin' too fast
Become... unintelligible
For doing a thankless job
