Accountability for the lurkers
Ensuring quick replies
In case your date is a no-show
To make all the spam texts go away
Your food's gonna cost a lil' extra
What if there was only one copy of a YouTube video
Remove those annoying people from the film
Blue screen of death
Charge it or lose it
For those unable (or unwilling) to pay you back
Drive nice or suffer the consequences
Exposing cheaters and exclusive friends everywhere
