No, I don't want to buy solar from you either
Wasn't it your birthday last week?
An idea born out of frustration
It was deleted for a reason
Saving the world, one retina at a time
Maybe a lil too much literal self-reflecting
Keep you secrets safe
Monetize every feature possible
Make them pay you back
We're already doing it anyways
Keep quality journalism alive at any cost
Message every employee at once