Because your notifications weren't overwhelming enough
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
Wakey wakey
Happy belated birthday to... me
Advertisers would love this
Gotta save that 14 seconds
Petty to the extreme
Baseball rules for texting
The more the merrier, right?
Manifesting a future no one wants
You're paying HOW much to see Imagine Dragons??
The infinite loop we've been waiting for
