Be healthy... or else
It pays to be organized
Accountability for the lurkers
Ensuring quick replies
In case your date is a no-show
To make all the spam texts go away
Your food's gonna cost a lil' extra
What if there was only one copy of a YouTube video
Remove those annoying people from the film
Blue screen of death
Charge it or lose it
For those unable (or unwilling) to pay you back
