There's no easy way to say goodbye
Wake up before it's too late
Fly the petty skies
Because your notifications weren't overwhelming enough
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
Wakey wakey
Happy belated birthday to... me
Advertisers would love this
Gotta save that 14 seconds
Petty to the extreme
Baseball rules for texting
The more the merrier, right?
